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You can't spell slaughter without laughterposted Jul 19th 2008, 7:10AM
Mood: Overwhelmed
Music: Nightwish - Nemo
So today at 3:30pm I went to the movies, and I saw what I would call the best movie of the summer: The Dark Knight.
A character that originally started out as a millionaire playing detective in a bat suit that was fun for the kids to run to the comic shops for, has turned into a more dark character, and stared in multiple action films, and this had to be the best of them. While still retaining mystery elements, it has a nice balance of action, character and story development, and it's share of twists and only two you see coming. I did have one personal disappointment that I can't give away without throwing a spoiler, but it's nothing big. This film has the best Joker you'll ever see, Jack Nicholson, eat your heart out. It's almost a shame that Heath Ledger died.
Also, I still don't see Christian Bale as a threatening Batman.